my favourite IT jokes

my favourite IT jokes

Friday, January 17, 2020


As I entered the bar, there in the corner was a software pirate sitting there in his tricorner hat, patch over his eye and with a tropical bird sitting on his shoulder, as pirates do. The bird kept squawking, "pieces of nine! pieces of nine!" 

It didn't make any sense to me, so I asked the pirate what was going on.

"It's a parity error," he said.

 

There are only 10 types of people in the world:

* those that understand the binary numbering system
* those that don't

 

Q: Why do Java developers need glasses? 
A: Because they don't C#

 

The two biggest problems in software development are: 

* not understanding the requirements
* naming things
* off-by-one errors